Get roasted.
Get shared.
Upload the thing you swear is good. Get a funny, safe, specific roast—then turn it into a branded card your group chat will absolutely screenshot.
Roast received
"Your TAM is doing all the heavy lifting."
A marketplace for people who love marketplaces? Bold. Your deck has three revenue streams and somehow none of them are the actual product.
Bring us your best bad idea
The core loop
Four steps. One incredible screenshot.
Not a feedback form. A tiny studio for turning questionable choices into the kind of content people actually send.
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Choose or upload
Pick a safe category and give Roastable the context it needs. You stay in control of what you share.
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Receive the roast
Get a funny, personalized hit that stays pointed at the thing—not the person.
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Make it a card
Your best line lands inside a high-contrast roast card made for screenshots and shares.
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Go deeper, fix smarter
Want more? Unlock a Deep Roast for extra angles or use Fix-It to turn heat into helpful next steps.
Results, ready to post
The roast is the ad.
A great roast should survive the screenshot. Every result is built to look like it came from somewhere worth sharing.
"This pitch has main-character energy and background-character traction."
The first slide says you're redefining everything. The second slide asks us to imagine a world where the thing you're describing already exists. We're imagining it. It's called Notion.
Deep Roast
More angles. More ammo.
Keep digging when one perfect line simply isn't enough.
Fix-It mode
Turn smoke into signals.
Trade the punchline for practical ways to make the thing better.
Funny. Not cruel.
The joke is on the thing, not on your identity.
Roastable is built for playful, constructive feedback. We keep the heat away from protected traits, personal attacks, and private information—and give you a Fix-It path when you want useful next steps.
Your turn
You uploaded it. We cook.
Bring a resume, room, outfit, profile, pitch, or pull request. Leave with a line worth sharing—and a way to make it better.
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